HELLO, ALIENS

 Hiya, aliens! WE COME IN PEACE. How are you liking Earth so far? Yeah, I know, it's not as nice as the spaceships or whatever you live in. But you're gonna love it! While you're here, you can visit Paris and the Eiffel Tower in your spaceship doohickie. You can visit me in LA and go down Hollywood and we can grab lunch or something. Oh yeah! Just don't fly your spaceship thingies too close to the cities, or the government or something is gonna freak out and probably arrest me for hanging out with you . :)