My most embarrassing moments...

Actually, I've had QUITE ALOT of these, but I'll just state the major ones. Okay, so the first one happened last year. I was getting into a "taxi" or an Uber, and I thought that this one guy in a car outside my apartment was the Uber guy. So I tried to open his car, and when he shook his head at me, I just started violently trying to open his car. It wasn't until he told me that he wasn't the Uber that I stopped. -.-  This other time was in fourth grade, when my crush was kind of looking in my direction so I tried walking all pretty but I didn't see a chair RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and tripped and fell over it. Let's just say he didn't call me. And the final and MOST embarrassing one was when I was maybe 3 or 4, and I was at the doctor. You know how you have to pee in like those little cups. Anyways, so I was doing my business, and this guy just walks in while I WAS PEEING. He just kinda stared so my mom was like,"OH! Can you come back in a minute?" And he just walked outside. I kinda wanted to KILL my mom.